Evan Pacey

The wandering wordsmith is back for another season of masochistic 5:30 AM starts – he may have made his bed, but it seems he is unable to lie in it! Here is his bio:

A transplanted Aussie via the UK, he can still be heard lamenting that with his accent, he used to be special around here! Having been on the mountain more winter’s than not over the last decade and a half, he’s seen the constant evolution that is Panorama, and still finds plenty to turn his head amongst the massive variety of terrain.

Enjoying the easy option of chairlifts up and gravity feeding down on either one or two planks, Evan spends the majority of his winter on the mountain. Be it teaching with the Ski & Ride Centre, volunteering adaptive technique with PASS, or simply making tracks for the pure joy of it, he’s rarely off snow for any great length of time. (That said, he can often be found perking up on a Lusti’s coffee, or regaling in the T-Bar after the odd social lubricant – we all know what happens with all work and no play!)

Working in conjunction with the Panorama Avalanche Office, and with backup provided by the Countess of Accumulation, he intends to info-tain you throughout the season, direct you to the well groomed and the rough diamonds alike, and provide the interpretations that are the stories behind the figures. Now buckle up, strap in and ride off into the sunset...


No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 10 - Jan 16, 2019
No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 10 - Jan 16, 2019

Posted 6 days ago in Current Snow Conditions

It's been a week of catching our breath while soaking in the sun and views up top. Now it's time to turn our attention back to some new snow on the way!

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No Malarkey Snow Update Jan 2 - Jan 9, 2019
No Malarkey Snow Update Jan 2 - Jan 9, 2019

Posted 12 days ago in Current Snow Conditions

As we exit the busy holiday period, it's not just survive, but thrive!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 28-Jan 02
No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 28-Jan 02

Posted 19 days ago in Current Snow Conditions

Staying on trend lately, we’ve had more snow to help us see out 2018!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 20-27
No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 20-27

Posted 26 days ago in Current Snow Conditions

Breaking records with snow making and terrain opening, more impressive powder dumps, Monster X into service, winter solstice... oh yeah, it was Christmas too!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 7-19
No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 7-19

Posted 31 days ago in Current Snow Conditions

With a bunch of recent snowfall it feels mid season already, and the powder days are racking up nicely. Bring on the holiday season!!

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No Malarkey Snow Update Mar 29 - Apr 4
No Malarkey Snow Update Mar 29 - Apr 4

Posted 10 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

Into the last week of the regular season, and the mountain is givin'r' like it's the playoffs! Yep, we had yet another powder day to round out Easter...

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 22-28
No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 22-28

Posted 10 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

Not quite Dickens, but a tale of two mountains, as Spr-inter administered a one off dose of the clear stuff on the bottom half of the mountain, and a week of powder top ups up top.

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 15-21
No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 15-21

Posted 10 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

Another week, another powder dump. It may have officially turned to Spring, but our Winter keeps a solid foothold!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 8-14
No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 8-14

Posted 10 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

We've had some toasty temperatures and bluebird skies over the last week, but wouldn't ya know it, there's snow in the forecast again!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 1-7
No Malarkey Snow Update - Mar 1-7

Posted 11 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

When snow like this arrives, dealing with it is like a military operation, complete with intelligence, reconnaissance, heavy equipment, ordinance, and foot soldiers; then there's the arrival of the cavalry - the weekend warriors!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Feb 22-28
No Malarkey Snow Update - Feb 22-28

Posted 11 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

February exits with the season total up over 4 metres, a well established base, more moderate temperatures and great ski conditions. March - you have some shoes to fill this season!!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Feb 15-21
No Malarkey Snow Update - Feb 15-21

Posted 11 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

Alberta Family Day weekend gave us sun, snow, grooming and tows...

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Feb 8-14
No Malarkey Snow Update - Feb 8-14

Posted 11 months ago in Current Snow Conditions

Topping up our snowfall into the weekend has become a distinct weather pattern this season. The BC and Alberta Family Day weekends are no exception...

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Feb 1-7
No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 25-31
No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 25-31

Posted 12 months ago

...and on it goes - powder days just keep on coming'!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 18-24
No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 18-24

Posted 12 months ago

Wind brought in more snow than expected, and with plenty of avalanche assessment before terrain openings, we had a bunch of powder days!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 11-17
No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 11-17

Posted 12 months ago

International live TV shows, freestyle events, standard issue great groomers, soft bumps and powder lines - it's another week in the life of Panorama!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 4-10
No Malarkey Snow Update - Jan 4-10

Posted 12 months ago

The stage is set and you've been cast as one of our players!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 28 - Jan 3
No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 28 - Jan 3

Posted 13 months ago

A great start to the New Year with new snow, tons of terrain available and more seasonal temperatures arriving.

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 22-27
No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 22-27

Posted 13 months ago

Colder at the bottom, warmer at the top and Santa arriving to deliver the good news that more snow is coming soon!

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No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 14-21
No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 8-13
No Malarkey Snow Update - Dec 8-13

Posted 14 months ago

The what's what in snow and weather, as we review the week and look towards the next weekend.

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